It’s like a strike beard, but different
I’m going to attempt to grow an unemployment beard. This means I’m not going to shave until I get a job. I’m sort of afraid that it will reflect poorly on me during an interview, but that’s only going to be a problem until it gets long and luxurious. Then it will be an asset.
Update: Holy crap that was a bad idea. Being a man is hard. No more beard.